I can really use a massage right now
This back pain is getting worse
If your tweets look like that
Then you my friend, have the thirst
It’s a serious condition
And it’s only getting worse
It’s spreading like wildfire
This thing called the thirst
I guess because it’s cold out
Everybody wanna shack up
But overly put themselves out there
Just to get them some butt
Girls fishing for retweets
Follows and DMs
Falsifying tweets
About missing #Him
And y’all get mad
When the thirst comes near
When y’all put a glass of water
In front of a man
Who’s been dehydrated for years?
Y’all do that shit purposely
And need to be put on blast
Y’all regular asses
Need a Gatorade bath
And dudes out here
Exxoning these heauxs
Gassing their egos
Liking and retweeting their quotes
Falling for the thirst traps
Knowing that shit is a set up
And even when old girl ain’t off it
Y’all still won’t let up
I understand you’re a bit parched
But get off her ass
Don’t drink from the faucet
Get you a glass
Some dudes out there
Need a permanent IV
The thirst is REAL in y’all
That much I see
But then again
Some of y’all do too much
Don’t get mad at the thirst
If you post pictures of your butt
Don’t get mad someone DMs you
If you tweet in the rain
About how you wanna cuddle
And your loneliness is driving you insane
Don’t tweet how you want birthday sex
Or about #him, #her, or #they
If you don’t want the thirst
To come storming your way
I mean we all get a desire
To tickle our throats
But as thirsty as some of y’all are
Y’all need to invest in a boat
And as I sit here drinking my Snapple
Peach Iced Tea
I toast to a hydrated life
And vow to be thirst free
Want a sip???
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