Girl yo ass is the fattest!
But your stomach says otherwise
You got no ratio
How your ass and stomach
The exact same size?
I saw you walking
Your booty was sitting right
I pull out my phone and started tweeting
“Shorty in front of me is #NICE!”
But then you turned around
And then I had to pause
Because you made that ass clap
But your stomach made a round of applause
It must be jelly
Because jam don’t shake like that
I shouldn’t talk about jelly
Because it’s obvious you like snacks
Didn’t anybody tell you
it’s all about the ratio
Small waist, fat ass
Girl that’s the way to go
But DAMN!!!
You let yourself GO!
Nowadays, you gotta have
A proportionate size
You should have a ratio
Of about 3:5
24 inch waist
Yields a 40 inch ass
Have a nice shape like J-Lo
Not look like there’s Jello
In your abs
Let me clarify
I’m not saying be model small
I’m just saying
Don’t be shaped like a guitar
You know that muffin top
Small ass and wide ass thighs
Looking like your best friend
Hooks you up at her job at Popeye’s
Hold the fries
Matter of fact, put the chicken down too
Because that Ices Brown figure won’t do
I wanna be able to buy you lingerie
And watch you try it on at the mall
I don’t wanna take your blood sugar
And review your risks for high cholesterol
It’s all about the ratio
Girl yo ass is the FATTEST!
You got an ass like Mz.Twerksum
But your stomach looks full of chicken
…jerked ones
I’m not saying don’t eat
Just don’t eat so much
And after you eat
Don’t be afraid to do a crunch
And maybe skip lunch
Get your ratio intact
And once you do, keep it up
Remember Coke bottle glass
Not Slurpee cup
Ok I’m done
Before people think I hate Precious
And get all up in my face
When their breath smells like breakfast
I’m just saying
A fat ass is LOVELY
But it don’t mean nothing though
If your body ain’t right
And you don’t have a nice ratio
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